Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.