Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.