Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.