What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!