What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.