What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!