What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!