Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Between the head and the tail !

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Romeow

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Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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The Bureau of All Things Fine.

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What's so ironic about disabled toilets?

They're big enough to run around in.

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.