Because they're the largest re-tail-er
A surrender monkey
I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
because its not a Target.
We can still be brother and sister.
They pump kin.
And what is he running for
A Russian spy.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.