Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Lawn Mower Jokes More Lawn Mower Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er