Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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A: A caterpillow.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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They saw what happened to the sheep

Lawn Mower Jokes More Lawn Mower Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.