Because they are all Targets.
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Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because there are too many targets.
During Black Friday.
Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.
WalMart!
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Because there's a target on every corner.
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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
because its not a Target.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
It's always 7% off.
7 tees, 30 eggs
Aisle B, back.
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
They prefer a Target.
Half to none of the time.
Half a dog.
Because they all wear red shirts
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Cause he can only move diagonally
It's my turn.
Call in the swat team!
None, he fell.
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
cause she's a two-timin' four.
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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