Because they are all Targets.
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Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because there are too many targets.
During Black Friday.
Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.
WalMart!
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Because there's a target on every corner.
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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
because its not a Target.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
It's always 7% off.
7 tees, 30 eggs
Aisle B, back.
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
They prefer a Target.
Cow-caine
A Mubarack
Dead.
To find a tight seal
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
A stamp.
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Let us prey.'
Cause he can only move diagonally
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Thanks for all the sediment.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)