What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.