Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/