Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.