What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0