Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe
An Airbus A320.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
Nice belt."
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
To get to the other slide.
Mr. Bus (think about it)
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
