Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
A very very big spider !
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
They have 3 long strong legs.
3 blind mice.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*
A: She was beside herself.
Because he'd D graded her.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
She was cross eyed.
My erection.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
