How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !