Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
He was delighted.
He was buying drinks.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
You cant count them when its dark
She was cross eyed.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
They can't control their pupils.
Piers Morgan.
There's a little bit of good in everybody.
