Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church