Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.