How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything