You cant count them when its dark
A fish!
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
Because white girls cant even
Count the stripes on his track pants.
