You cant count them when its dark
They love to watch mistakes being made.
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
His upper lip.
Oops I burned one!
An account*ant*.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.