How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

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What TV station do bees watch ?

Bee bee c one!

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.