How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution