How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.