How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized