How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.