How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"