How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.