How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris