What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.