What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

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What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.