What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y