What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.