Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.