What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.