What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.