Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!