Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...