Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!