Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!