Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!