Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!