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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?
metro gnomes
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?
metro gnomes
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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?
A metro-gnome
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