Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

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What kind of bagel can fly?

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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome