Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome