Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!