Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.