Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

Brian drain !

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!