What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.