What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.