What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "