What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Punishment Jokes More Punishment Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.