You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Double jointed.
Stall
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Using the lords name in vanity
Pebbles!
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
They aint ever got any papers
They all get stoned constantly.
Because they were set in stone.
Punishment.
Two wives.
