What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Punishment Jokes More Punishment Jokes

What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.