What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

Punishment Jokes More Punishment Jokes

What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.