What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.