What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.