What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas