What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball