What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.