What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.