What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.