What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.