What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.