What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

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What disease does a mad scientist have?

boffin spongiform encephalopathy

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.