Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow