Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints