Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.