Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"