Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.