Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails