How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."