How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.