How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.