Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !