Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

What did the black guy get on his SAT?

Watermelon juice.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini