What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Fowl Ball Jokes More Fowl Ball Jokes

What's another name for a chicken testicle?

Fowl Ball

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball