What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Fowl Ball Jokes More Fowl Ball Jokes

What's another name for a chicken testicle?

Fowl Ball

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!