What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What's another name for a chicken testicle?

Fowl Ball

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball