Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What are short men called?

Friends.