Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What are short men called?

Friends.