Just take some steps to avoid them!
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A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Hodor! Hodor!"
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
to raise his spirits
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
He was feeling down
A fart taking the elevator.
Nothing, he just staired.
Well that escalated quickly.
A tomato in an elevator
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A tomato in an elevator.
Never mind, I'll escalator
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
Raise a family.
To lift his spirits.
It lifts spirits
from Stephen King - The Cell)
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
It was feeling down
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
Because they're funny on many levels.
A nun with a javelin through her head.
A: A banana in an elevator.
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
There wasn't mush-room.
A box of crackers.
A: Barney in an elevator.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
It could get you an in descent exposure charge.
The elevator can raise a child.
An elevator can raise a child.
They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
One can raise a child
And elevator can raise kids
A nun with a spear through her head.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
A elevator can raise a kid
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
A tomato in an elevator :)
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
An elevator has a GF
It lifts their spirits.
I think I'm coming down with something.
An elevator. It lifts the spirits.
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
This place rocks!"
A con descending.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
What are our scientists doing
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
They work on so many levels
They work on so many levels.
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
Seen but not heard
An actress.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.
Because he had a javelin through his head.
A nun with a javelin through her.
Stranded!
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
