What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."