What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.