What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.