They ketchup.
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A spanking
DD-WRT
A tomato in an elevator
A tomato in an elevator.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"
I rest my queso.
Because it saw the salad dressing
Nice pits."
You're a fun guy"
what's tomato with you !
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The tomato is red.
A tomato in an elevator :)
The tomato was in a can.
A: Catch up.
Both are red,except from the potato.
Lettuce get together!
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Skin color.
By his coffin!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
Because the rest are weekdays.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Puss in boots !
Sneakers
A subturban!
This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."
Ability to work under pressure.
Because they're inbred.
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."