What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking