What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing