What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking