Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
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They ketchup.
Heinz-enburg.
it's must-up ..
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
what Ketchup
Would you like ketchup with your chips
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Ketchup baseball!
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Sketchup
Poverty.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
What's for dinner Dad? Is it any good?
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
Russia kept Stalin it
They have a custardy battle
A: With relish.
To render the building on the other side.
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Parents.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
I like little asian kids
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
