Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They ketchup.
Heinz-enburg.
it's must-up ..
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
what Ketchup
Would you like ketchup with your chips
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Ketchup baseball!
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Sketchup
Poverty.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
Lettuce prey"
No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Cause Charlie don't serf.
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
Nacho chips
He just wanted the inside scoop.
he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Porsche-tchesire sauce
