Ketchup Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Heinz Jokes More Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.