There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Drummers.
The lightbulb works fine...
A tooter
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Buy the DLC to find out
Pony gone.
Cut the rope!
Because 7 ate 9.
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
Jeffrey Dahmer!