Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...