What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy