What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.