What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

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Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.