Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.

Cavity Search Jokes More Cavity Search Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching