Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.

Cavity Search Jokes More Cavity Search Jokes

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search