Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.