Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it