Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips