Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile