Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips