Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Nothing. She's fine.

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I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.