Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!