Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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They took our Land!"

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

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To help the firemen find the hydrants

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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You're hired" "Not guilty"

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!