Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.