Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.