Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.