Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!