Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.