Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!