Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land