Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!