What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.