What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.