What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.