What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D