It made him wed his plants!
Take his spade away.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Root Beer Floats!
because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
So he could save his stool.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
He fell out of the tree.
He was well hung and super into cross fitting!
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
Cus it was being stalked!
Public transportation.
The letter D.
Blon-D