Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.