How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden