How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden